me:
*stays home*
parents:
why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me:
*goes out*
parents:
omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me:
*eats*
parents:
you are ruining your body with that garbage
me:
*doesn't eat something*
parents:
we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me:
*exhales*
parents:
don't give me that attitude