papercrushed:

• “I’m so funny!”
• “But…would other people think that’s funny?”
• “I should totally change this character’s name.”
• “Wait, what does this character look like again?”
• “Comma. No, semi-colon. No, definitely a comma.”
• “Did I really just write that?”
• “I’m never going to finish this book.”
• “Don’t check the word count. Don’t check the word count.”
• “I’ve only written 478 words??”
• “I’m taking a break in 10 minutes.”
• “This music is distracting me.” [turns off music.] ”It’s way too quiet.”
• “Is that even a word?”
• “That is so dumb.”
• “Holy shit, that’s good.”