May 2013
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
“You lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed, discouraged, and...”
– Haruki Murakami (via sadfag)
thewaywardfox:
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”
homurica:
urbancatfitters:
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
the circle of life
itssamwinchester:
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
involvingmeinvolvingyou:
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
greatwhiteprivilege:
i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
a-ckleholic:
gtaire:
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
carcat:
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
vvyoming:
i’m only as strong as my internet signal
princessfuckingprivilege:
Meat eaters who feel the need to stress how delicious animals are in an effort to piss off vegetarians/vegans unprovoked and vegetarians/vegans who feel the need to tell meat eaters how horrible they are for eating meat unprovoked are pretty much the exact same kind of asshole.
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
get rich or die trying to graduate from college
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
old sport
egg-rolls:
i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
“I enjoy talking to you. Your mind appeals to me. It resembles my own mind except...”
– George Orwell, 1984 (via perfect) 